07.17.06
I’m not fat…I’m BIG BONED!
Mom took me to the vet today for a “well mommy” exam. I heard her chatting to them on the phone about my weight gain and how much longer we have to go. GO!?!?! Where we going? Doesn’t matter. I looked damn good in that lake this weekend the boys just wouldn’t stay away, I still got it. No, I didn’t get “beached”…hush yer mouth. As for my exam, let’s just say the vet says I’m “healthy”…and so are my Booberries!! Don’t you know the first rule of etiquite is to NEVER ask a girl her weight.
Here’s me: Week 5. Mom is holding me back from that picnic on the lawn….mmmmmmmmm steak!!!
